Aforeimplemented: Illustrated via the Great Cookie Treaty Scandal

Aforeimplemented

English

Katakana: アフォアインプリメンテッド

Part of Speech: adjective

Definition: Previously implemented; carried out or put into practice earlier, especially in reference to something already mentioned in a text or discussion.

Example Sentence: “According to the aforeimplemented snack protocol, all cookies must be shared equally, except with Dave, who already violated the treaty by eating six during negotiations.”

Origin: Formed by combining afore meaning “before” and implemented meaning “put into practice.”

Related Terms: aforementioned, aforecited, aforenoted, preestablished

Defining “Pooaboo”: When Fecal Curiosity Becomes Obsession

Pooaboo

English

Part of Speech: |  IPA (Approx.): /ˈpuːəˌbuː/

Katakana: プーアブー

“A person who becomes unusually or excessively obsessed with studying fecal matter.”

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Definition 1:
A person who becomes unusually or excessively obsessed with studying fecal matter, often working in fields such as microbiology, gastroenterology, or nutrition research.

Quick Study Definition:
Someone obsessed with analyzing or researching fecal matter.

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Example Sentence:
She started as a microbiologist, but after her third grant on gut bacteria, she turned into a total pooaboo.

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Etymology:

• poo: informal term for feces
• -aboo: playful slang suffix indicating exaggerated fixation, patterned after weeaboo

Literal Meaning:
One who is fixated on fecal matter.

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Related Terms:

• Weeaboo — Westerner obsessed with Japanese culture
• Koreaboo — non-Korean obsessed with Korean culture
• Coprology — the study of feces (formal)
• Microbiome research — scientific study of gut bacteria